Anyway, so Unfortunately [Which Box's real name] yields a few good ones:
- Unfortunately, [Which Box's] ardent supporters began turning on her...
- Unfortunately, [Which Box] made things worse by showing up at the review board drunk and accusing the hospital administrator of having a vendetta against her.
- Unfortunately, [Which Box] is unaware that the last man she was with is entangled with the mob.
- Unfortunately, [Which Box's] in rehab, not for substance abuse, but for exhaustion. She's just plain tired.
- Unfortunately, [Which Box], your short questions require long answers.
- Unfortunately [Which Box] was told by the doctor that the chances of her conceiving were very slight and so they stopped trying only for [Which Box] to discover a few weeks later that she was pregnant.